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NostalgiaA person could fall victim for many ailments, be they minor sniffles of regret or such monumental beasts as overwrought nostalgia. Avery knew better, but the temptation had hung so temptingly, and who could refuse? Perform the graduation speech for the object of four years’ ire?   
Damn straight.   
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“You are crazy.”   
“In other news, The Weather Channel? Predicting the sun will indeed rise tomorrow.” A finger slipped idly into the mug of coffee, contemplated a rapid retreat when faced with the scalding heat, but hung on. “I’m going.”   
“Yes, of course. You’re also forgetting you don’t Nostalgia
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This I BelieveI believe in the twenty five cent comic bin and the one dollar DVD. Housed within it is a treasure trove of high school grade writing, art so bad your eyes demand bleach, weirdness that you are convinced only acid could conjure. I believe in digging around for such goodness as Mike Grell era Green Arrow, horrid pieces of dreck like when Wonder Woman faces Egg-Fu, a giant mustachioed computerized egg. Every time I take the plunge, my parents boggle. “Why waste your money on such crap?” And in one sense, they’re right. Ninja Destroyer is no work of Akira Kurosawa, nor could it have inspired Quentin Tarantino’s next blockbuster; however, its cla This I Believe
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Death of the HeroThe chairs could have been any other color. It still would have been a cliché, but they really could have at least bothered getting another color. You never saw, say, pleasing lavender chairs in a government office. “So…you seem to have an interesting skill set here.” The last four words were accompanied with a light tap, as if its use would highlight the oddity found therein.   
Pen tapping. Oh, she hated pen tapping, No one ever bothered to tap their pen with meaning, give it an interesting rhythm. The fuming in her mind was projected by the empty air while the employee looked on hopefully. The silence around them formed a kind of Death of the Hero
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While my guitar gently weeps
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Never challenge the Universe to a staring contest.

Wed Oct 25, 2006, 5:55 AM
Student attempts to ban Fahrenheit 451 due to being offended by "the cussing in it and the burning of the Bible." Also lists "downgrading Christians" and "talking about our firemen" as reasons the book should be banned.

There are many ways to fail at life.

You ma'am? Fail at breathing. Fail at thinking. You fail at existing. Please cease to do so immediately. There are plankton in the ocean who require your oxygen.

I started reading this expecting light, amusing irony, a good way to start my day. And then I hit the part about needing to ban Fahrenheit 451 due to "the burning of the Bible." My brain quite literally said, "No" and quit working. I think there was a skipped heartbeat. This girl must be denser than the inside of a white dwarf. The point did not just fly over her head, it went into space and got caught in Jupiter's orbit.

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  • Interests: Asian culture and history, writing, comparative religion, cultural study
  • Favourite movie: The Triplets of Belleville, Amadeus, High Fidelity, American Splendor, Ran,
  • Favourite band or musician: The Pillows, Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Gorillaz, and the Who
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  • Favourite poet or writer: Jack London, Issac Asimov, Hermann Hesse
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~kkglinka Nov 12, 2007, 9:20:04 PM
Hey, thanks for the fav!
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~outkast-ruth Apr 22, 2007, 7:08:32 PM
hello hannah! thanks for the fav!

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Makuha Ka Sa Tingin...
Makuha ka...
Makuha ka....
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~carraman Oct 17, 2006, 8:13:32 PM
thanks for the +fav

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my new account :new: ~Studio00
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*piccorotto Sep 23, 2006, 10:32:25 PM
Hey, thanks a lot for the fave! =)

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Penn: "What's going on? A-Abraham Lincoln?"
Lincoln: "Penn! Your mind has been transported back in time! And to Mars."
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~MeltedPeep May 21, 2004, 2:24:10 PM
Now excuse me if I'm just embarrassing myself, but you ARE the same person I'm thinking of from Livejournal, right? With the Mary Sue reporting and the snarkiness and the Lewis Black quoting? XD If so, insert cheering and waving and hey nonny nonny let us rejoice. If not, ignore me and thank you for the fave. Jesus loves you when he's not too busy being in bad slash fics.
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~ArionHunter May 22, 2004, 7:18:35 PM
I am the terror that walks in the night, frightening arrogance at it's every turn.

Better known as Arion Hunter, yes. And yep, I run wolfsrainsues. Rejoice!

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"The American medical profession claims they don't know why people get an aneurysm. There's a reason. It's when someone says something like that, and it goes in your ear." - Lewis Black
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~twilight-stray May 4, 2004, 8:28:07 AM
You are a sweetie- I shower cookies upon thee! :cookie:
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~goji Jan 16, 2004, 11:03:02 PM
jesus, arion!
how much prose can you upload in one day??

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Truth has a tiny dick and slobbers on people. stick Truth in a big pit with overrated lovers like Princess D and Ban Daisuke.
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~evilmac Nov 26, 2003, 5:15:33 AM
Hey, Arion-sama! Glad to see you's here, yo! ^_^
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